6am: “What the
hell is that noise? Oh it’s my alarm. Oh no. It’s Sunday. Oh no. Feel sick. Yep
today is the day. This is really happening. It’s not a dream. Oh crap. Get up.
Maybe I’ll just stay in bed and pretend I slept through the alarm. No stop
being stupid. Get up”
Get dressed. Number on. Socks on. Shoes on. Easy. Now what?
Oh yes go and run.
Breakfast time. Toast please breakfast man. 3 slices. Yes
lots of jam. Oh and a yogurt. Oh and maybe a banana. Oh and some tea please.
Other marathoners talking about their excitement. How are they all so cheerful?
It’s not fair. My feeling is currently of impending doom. Working hard not to
bring my toast back up. That would not be pleasant for anyone in this room.
Right enough of this. Time to go. Text from Dad, brief respite from the
nerves. Horrible realisation that it’s
still happening. Grab the bags. Cram into the lift. Out of the lift. Join the
group of cheery runners at the reception desk. Feel a bit angry that they are
smiling, happy and chatting. Why do I feel so sick. Right time to go. Charing
Cross bound.
Outside. Fresh air. Already warm. Phone call from Rich. The
walk to Charing Cross passes quickly with chat and laughs. Not thinking about
the task ahead. Even managed to crack a smile. Phone call ends with “Good luck,
it’s just a jog. What’s the worst that can happen?” begin to think he’s right
and it’ll all be fine. That feeling lasts for approximately 3.4 seconds before
I feel sick again. Text from my brother, Jeff. Words of positivity as always.
“Good Luck. I don’t have time to attend a funeral this week so if you could
finish that would be great”. Oh hell fire. “Mum can we go home now please I
don’t want to do this” She thinks I’m joking. I’m not.
On the train. Really do feel sick. Can’t deal with people
talking about their past experiences. Headphones in. Hood up. 20 minutes of
silence in my own little world. Everyone must think I’m really unsociable. Oh
well. I think they’d prefer this than if I threw up on them.
Arrive at Blackheath.
Follow the masses. Try and encourage mum to run for me. She’s not having any of
it. There it is. The blue start. Oh no. It’s happening. An hour and a half
before the gun goes. What am I going to do. Stand in the toilet queue for over
half an hour. Great. Only an hour to go. So many people. Some look as nervous
as me. That’s a good sign. It’s not just me.
Have another banana. 3 bites and it’s passed to mum. Still feel sick.
Pre race photos are taken. Mum has made a banner. “HOLLY CARPE DIEM”. Not a
clue what that means. Too nervous to care right now. Time to get myself into the
blue start. Good luck and hugs from mum and she quickly disappears into the
crowds. All alone. Oh crap.
Find my baggage bus. Mill around with others wasting more
time before putting the bag on the bus. Ring dad for some more reassurance.
“You’ll be fine. You’ll enjoy it” I believe him because he’s dad and he’s
always right. Apart from that time he said those cows wouldn’t chase us. He was
definitely wrong then. And the time he claimed dark chocolate was nicer than
milk chocolate. What a weirdo. More good lucks from dad. He’ll be tracking me
online and trying to spot me on the TV. Right. Bag on bus. 40 minutes to go.
Stand in another toilet queue. 15 minutes to go. Time to get in my start zone. About
3 miles from the actual line. More time passes. People are beginning to look
nervous. A man behind is talking about his knee injury. He’s making excuses
early. People start moving forward. Is this it? I’ve not heard a starting gun. Oh
yes. This is it. Oh no. Toward the start line we go.
Oh I can see it. A man next to me starts running 100m before
the line. Fool. You’ll regret that later on. Here it is. Over the line. Garmin
started. Let’s go.
Start slow. Get slower. Yeh I’ll do that. Dodge around
people. 1 mile down. That was quick. Glance at the watch. Oh no that wasn’t
quick. Need to speed up. Joined by the masses from the Green start. Dodge some
more people. Keep moving. Slow down. Don’t get excited you still have a long
way to go.
Mile 2. Starting to feel warm. A woman is walking. Oh dear.
Manoeuvre round more people. Running alongside the people from the red start
now. The jeers have begun. Makes me think of the Poly vs Posh chants back at Uni.
Not appropriate to start shouting “Your dad works for my dad” here though. I’ll
just keep quiet. Downhill now. Stretch out the legs. Don’t get carried away.
Mile 3. 26.40. Not bad. On track. Keep moving.
Mile 4. Lucozade being handed out. No thanks. Feet sticking
to the floor. Lovely.
Mile 7. Way past Cutty Sark before I have even seen it. How
did I miss that? One of the big points on the course and I ran round it without
realising. What an idiot. Oh well. No time to dwell. Onward.
Mile 9. Towards the docks. Gel wrestled out of its holder
round my waist. Tastes horrific. Always does. Force it down. Yes a water
station. That’ll wash it down. Little and often that’s what dad said. He knows
best.
Mile 10. Why is it so hot? This is stupid. There has to be
some shade soon. Going to burn. Should have worn suncream. Why did I not think
of that? I wonder where mum is? I wonder if I’ve been on tv yet? I’m so hot.
Why am I doing this? Can I go home yet? That woman in front is wearing some
awful shoes. Shut up brain. Just run.
Mile 12. Right time to look out for the support crew. On to
the bridge. Eden Runners vest on a stick they said. Move over to the left of
the road. Keep looking. There it is. Sticking out onto the bridge flying high. See
Jeff. Spot a banner “Go Hollers”. Classic Jeff. Cheers mate. Anna and Louie.
Screaming. “GO HOLLY GO”. This is great. Massive smile. High 5’s all round.
I’ll see them at the finish. Overwhelmed. Feel the need to cry. Get a grip
woman. You’re nearly at half way. Come on. Get moving.
Mile 13.1. Half way. The countdown has begun. Just another
13.1 to go. Easy. Simple. Feeling good. The fast men are coming back on the
other side of the road. I wish I was up to that point. They are running really
fast. I am not. Oh well. Keep moving.
Mile 14. Oh no. I need a wee. This is not good. I drank
little and often. Dad said that would work. This was not in the plan. Oh good
some toilets. Cut some people up and get across to them. Big queue. Not hanging
around. Bladder will have to wait. Just forget about it. Oh look we’re heading
towards the docklands. Yes lets have another gel. Feel a bit tired. This will
help.
Mile 16. More toilets. Yes no queue. Jump in. 30 seconds
lost. Don’t panic. Still 10 miles to go. Don’t get excited. Calm down.
Mile 18. Only 8 to go. Towards Canary Wharf. Twisty streets.
Slowing down. Bit of shade. I’m definitely burning. I’m going to have so many
freckles. Oh just too hot. Slow down a bit more. Take on more water. Don’t
listen to the legs screaming.
Mile 20. 6 to go. Everything hurts. Just walk a bit. No get
running. Maybe this is the wall? I think it is. Oh god. Everything really does
hurt. My knee hurts. But so does everything else. COME ON. Get moving. It’s 6
miles that’s easy. Remember what Jeff said last time “Only 10k to go, like a
walk in the park”. Exactly only 6 miles. Come on. Move. Yes I can do this.
Mile 20.5. I can’t do this. It hurts. It’s too far. I’m too
slow. Maybe i’ll just walk. I can do it under 5 hours if I walk the rest of the
way. NO get running. Come on its not that bad.
Mile 22. Keep plodding. Come on 4 left. Oh there’s Iwan
Thomas off of the TV. He’s walking. I’m running. He was really fast once and
I’ve overtaken him. I’m amazing.
Mile 23. Lots of music here. A man shouts from a party truck
that i’ve only got 3 miles left. He may be right but it still hurts. HELP. 3
miles. Come on. That’s easy. Have another gel that’s a good idea. That’ll help.
Gel in mouth. This one is tasty. Spot an Eden Runners vest on a stick. What? I
must be dreaming? Am I genuinely going delirious from the heat? Oh no wait
that’s Anna and Jeff. I’m not dreaming. Quick. Shouts of “HOLLY! KEEP GOING!”.
“Help me i’m really dying”. Reassuring words from Anna “No you’re not you’re
fine. 3 miles to go”. Quick hug. And i’m off. I’m amazing. Keep running. Speed
up 3 miles to go.
Mile 24. No don’t do that. That was an error. Slow down
again. More Lucozade. Need more energy. Through the tunnel. Eminem is blasting
out of speakers. “You’ve only got one shot do not miss your chance to blow,
this opportunity comes once in a lifetime” Cheers Eminem mate I needed that
boost.
Mile 25. 1 mile to go. Come on you can do this. Not far now.
10 minutes of running left max. Thousands of people screaming. That’s big Ben.
Finally managed to locate a landmark after missing all the rest. Come on keep
going. Nearly there.
800m to go. Come on this is easy now. That’s only twice
round the track on a Monday night. Simple. Power on.
600m to go. Erm what? I’ve ran further than 200m since the
last sign. That must be at least a mile.
400m to go. These signs are crap. I have ran about 3 miles
since the 800m sign. Can see the palace. It’s getting closer. Come on keep
moving. Can’t walk now there are thousands of people watching. Why am I not
there yet? HURRY UP.
200m to go. Turn this last corner. Yes there it is. The
finish. I’m nearly there. Come on lets sprint. Funny Joke. Just get to the line
without crawling. Come on.
That’s it. It’s over. I’ve done it. I’ve really done it. Why
am I crying? I have no idea why i’m crying. So is the woman next to me. It’s
okay i’m not a complete weirdo. I’ve done it. All that training and pain is
over. I’ve just ran a marathon. I am the most amazing person in the world. Keep
walking. Don’t sit down you’ll never get back up. Goody bag. Too knackered to
look in it. Grab a bottle of lucozade out of it. Carry on shuffling forward. Baggage
bus. Naturally about 700 miles away from where I am now. Keep shuffling.
Can I have my bag please Mr bag bus man. Thanks. Right find
mum. Pull my phone out the bag. Message from Dad. He’s the proudest man in the
world. “You make me so proud whatever time you finish”. More tears. Everyone
here is smiling. I’ve got tears running down my face. What is wrong with me. Text
from Rich. Cue more tears. Overwhelmed by happiness and dare I say sadness that
it’s all over. No don’t be silly I’m glad it’s over.
There she is. Right where she said she would be. My mum.
Possibly the greatest woman in the world. Lots of hugs. More tears. She’s
telling me to smile. I still can’t stop crying. A few more hugs. It’s time to
sit down before my legs give way. This kerb just here looks comfy. Let me sit
down. Help me please mum. Stop taking photos. Yes I know I’m burnt. No i’m not
hungry yet. Just let me sit and stop crying. Oh here’s Jeff and Anna. More
congratulations. More hugs. They are eating. Mum I’m hungry now. Spotted the
M&S bag in her hand. Massive bag of crisps. What a brilliant woman. What
would I do without her. Let’s just sit here for a while and have a rest. Watch
the world go by. Runners being reunited with their families around me. This is
amazing. Everyone is so happy. I’m so happy. Hands down the best experience of
my life. Right mum lets go. I need more food. Jeff pull me up. Oh my god what
is this pain. Is this some kind of joke? I can’t walk. Still beaming from ear
to ear. Clutching my medal. Let’s go home now mum. I’m exhausted. Happy. But
exhausted. Best day of my life yet. It will take a lot to top this.
And now the aches and pains have disappeared I am ready for
the next challenge.
What’s next? I don’t know. Life starts outside of your
comfort zone.....
Until next time.